Quotes of the Week

"The Media laughed at Hitler and said he could never win."  Independent Advocate, Buchanan Wins, Volume 15, Number 7 (July 25, 2000).

"The postcards are only casual tourist type of cards which signify nothing, but could be used as 'evidence' to 'prove' a person was something which the person wasn't."  Independent Advocate, More Obscene Mail, Volume 15, Number 6 (March 4, 2000).

"The proverbial monkey sitting at a typewriter would be and is more successful at typing than the harasser and his Republican comrades are at understanding the basic facts of life."  Independent Advocate, Pentagon Has No Accounting System, Volume 15, Number 6 (March 4, 2000).

"I discovered over the years that since the pain was allegedly a figment of my imagination, when the pain would start, I would get the impression that I had a tiny hole in my Right side.  If the pain was bad enough my whole side disappeared and I had to look to make sure I still had the Right side of my body attached to me."  Independent Advocate, Autobiography Time, Volume 15, Number 6 (March 4, 2000).

"Every call he makes to me and every card he sends to me only serve to add more support to the information which the harasser has provided about the reality of politics and life in America."  Independent Advocate, Media Seeks To Hang Skakel, Volume 15, Number 5 (February 18, 2000).

"Recently he placed a horribly stinky cube of decaying animal matter in my apartment."  Independent Advocate, Harasser is Very Mobile, Volume 15, Number 4 (February 9, 2000).

"I have been called a 'Male Chauvinist Pig' for criticizing women. Perhaps now they will nail me to the ground and dump a dump-truck load of rocks on me." Independent Advocate, Granny Bunnies and Fund Raising, Volume 15, Number 3 (January 26, 2000).

"So kill me." Independent Advocate, Harasser Went to Seattle Conference, Volume 15, Number 2 (January 16, 2000).

"Bush, Jr is a Cocaine and Heroin addict and is the Governor of Texas whose football team beat Nebraska." Independent Advocate, Bush Jr Exposed as Convicted Felon, Volume 14, Number 19 (October 27, 1999).

"Reagan was the pre-eminent "family values" representative, but he could swear like the infamous old sailor of the years when sailors got their names because they used sails on their ships to propel the ships." Independent Advocate, Bush, Jr Ran An Animal House Fraternity, Volume 14, Number 15 (August 11, 1999).

"When the chickens come home to roost . . . . Pals won't be around for them to kick." Extremists and the Media, 54 (1989).

"Christians in an earlier time regarded math as being the work of Satan. However, they now wouldn't want to live without the benefits which math has produced for society." Independent Advocate, Christian Militancy Caused Massacres, Volume 14, Number 14 (June 24, 1999)

"Where are the sound trucks and cameras to report on the performance of high school choruses?" Independent Advocate, Continentals Feature Spartan Male Chorus, Volume 14, Number 10 (June 12, 1999)

"Human observations and descriptions can be clouded by a person's bias and beliefs, but that doesn't mean humans can't observe Sub-Atomic particles." Independent Advocate, Micro Matter, Volume 14, Number 9 (March 19, 1999)

"Have you ever noticed how some days seem to go very slowly while others are gone almost before you know it?" Independent Advocate, Gravity Waves, Volume 14, Number 8 (March 12, 1999)

"The mature band member dropped his instrument and badly dented it." Independent Advocate , Six Graders Help Elderly Band Member, Volume 14, Number 7 (March 5, 1999)

"A lot of people thought I was stupid . . ." Independent Advocate , Stalker Strikes Again and Again, Volume 14, Number 6 (February 26, 1999)

"In theory a sphere is essentially indestructible. When one rolls-up into a ball, one becomes like that sphere, virtually." Humans vis a vis Computers, Independent Advocate , Volume 14, Number 3 (February 11, 1999)

"It is a very curious thing which I observed on the part of Geese." Independent Advocate , Volume 14, Number 2(b) (February 5, 1999)

"The Coca Cola which I drank went against me. It had been leaving a burning residue in my stomach for many months." Independent Advocate , Volume 13, Number 31 (December 2, 1998)

"My paper is only a small one, but it makes the Republicans tremble greatly." Independent Advocate , Volume 13, Number 31 (December 2, 1998)

"Supernatural events can't be proven and they can't be disproven. They can only be accepted as true." Independent Advocate , Volume 13, Number 33 (December 17, 1998)

"In the era of BC, Before Christ, persons who did some work were given credit for their work and no one tried to butt in on it, except perhaps early Republicans." Independent Advocate, Volume 13, Number 30 (October 20, 1998)

"Let [the Republicans] look to Christ for Salvation. Pals won't help them." (Extremists in the Media, 104 (1989))

"Currently, there is nothing in the U.S. Constitution to prevent the President from shutting down the U.S. media." (Zorinsky Media Amendment Proposal, 97 (1987))

"They [the phone company] appear to regard me as being insane." A Fan He is Not, Independent Advocate, Volume 13, Number 22 (August 10, 1998)

"Many tributes have been written and published about the late Frank Sinatra. I have read, or at least partly read, four of them." Sinatra Redefined Music for All Generations, Independent Advocate, Volume 13, Number 18 (July 1, 1998)

"I was essentially bounced into and out of the gutter and back into it again." Harasser Strikes Again -- Forced Me Off the Road, Independent Advocate, Volume 13, Number 15 (May 5, 1998)

"Hey buddy - keep on slandering me. You might just get me elected even if I don't run for office." Internet Nebraska Publishes Smut -- Runs Anti-Pals Campaign, Independent Advocate, Volume 13, Number 11 (April 7, 1998)

"I got new socks within the last year and blood stains appeared on the new socks after I wore them." Injuries are Becoming a Handicap -- Police Cruiser Punch Produced Permanent Injuries, Independent Advocate, Volume 13, Number 9 (March 25, 1998)

"I guess I never will learn how badly one can be burned by women." Do You Believe that Clinton Had an Affair With Lewinsky? No, Independent Advocate, Volume 13, Number 3 (January 26, 1998)

"The bag of urine gives me further information." What Would Happen If You Confronted the Harasser? I Would Probably be Killed, Independent Advocate, Volume 13, Number 2 (January 13, 1998)

"I can personally guarantee that the FBI murdered JFK, RFK, MLK, Jr., Malcolm X, and John Lennon, to name a few." The FBI Strikes Again (Work as Shadows), Independent Advocate, Volume 12, Number 13 (November 5 1997)

"I have bad sinuses which fill my mouth with crud when I sleep, but not blood. This past weekend I awoke with a mouthful of blood. The bleeding stopped as mysteriously as it had begun." The FBI Strikes Again (Work as Shadows), Independent Advocate, Volume 12, Number 13 (November 5, 1997)

"The cop who has been harassing me and trying to kill me hates my ending of sentences with a preposition." Police Strike Again (Missed Me), Independent Advocate, Volume 12, Number 6 (August 15, 1997)

"I have a pendulum watch which has engaged in beeping at irregular intervals. When I'm talking to someone it beeps every 15 minutes, but if I'm alone it beeps once every 24 hours." Writer Finds Bug (U.S. Trembles at Free Speech), Independent Advocate, Volume 12, Number 3 (June 25, 1997)

"My body rolled as though it were still all connected." Writer Hit by Police Car -- It was a Deliberate Hit, Independent Advocate, Volume 12, Number 1 (March 24, 1997)

"The Nitric acid made breathing very difficult. My lungs felt as if someone were inside them beating on them with a sledge hammer." I Can't Believe the Cops are Criminals, Independent Advocate, Volume 10, Number 18 (July 28, 1995)

"Years of stress can bury the sex drive & one must recover the familial closeness of one's youth & reproduce the mood." On Enjoying Life Fully (Is Sex the Answer?), Independent Advocate Volume 10, Number 12 (April 9, 1995)

"In 1989 a harasser told me his group ruled; even my bio-mass output." Harassment: Snow Revealed Much Snooping, Independent Advocate, Volume 10, Number 8 (March 11, 1995)

"If I wanted to egg cop cars I'd use bigger and more powerful eggs." More Vandalism: Modem Wire Cut in Apartment, Independent Advocate, Volume 10, Number 6 (Feb 25, 1995)

"This is not crap!" Pals Gets Action on Slander Case -- The Hard Way, Independent Advocate, Volume 4, Number 2 (January 14, 1989)