| Volume 14, Number 19 | October 27, 1999 |
BUSH, JR. EXPOSED AS CONVICTED FELON
His Rich Daddy Bought Off The Judge
A news article reports that a book which revealed the criminal past of George W. Bush, Jr has been withdrawn from bookstores because the author is allegedly a felon. The Police use felons all the time to get information on other felons, but when a felon goes public he or she is discredited. For my part I am certain that Bush, Jr is indeed a convicted felon whose rich daddy bought off the judge and had the conviction expunged from the record. Bush, Jr has admitted to having a past which he can't reveal. Now we know what that past is. Bush, Jr is a Cocaine and Heroin addict and is the Governor of Texas whose football team beat Nebraska.
In other news-Bush, Jr has been reported as saying that he got Gentlemen's "C's" while in college. He didn't define what a Gentlemen's "C" was, but let me guess. Since the school Bush, Jr attended - Yale, I think - depends on donations from wealthy patrons it wouldn't want to make its donors unhappy. The way they could keep their donors happy is to give out "Gentlemen's C's to all its rich students who would otherwise fail.
RAMSEYS CLEARED
Possible Serial Killer On the Loose
A popular New York detective and a Boulder, Colorado detective have been reported to have cleared the Ramseys of the murder of Jon Benet by the tabloids. In other news, reports have been made about the mysterious murders of other children of wealthy families which the cops have never solved. These facts raise the specter that there is a pedophile serial child killer on the loose.
Police question the killer's action of staying in the victims home for a long time after the crime to write a ransom note and try to put the blame on the family. A ransom note could be written well in advance.
Otherwise the killer may [be] like the infamous jewel thief who was able to rob wealthy people and was unidentifiable by the victims. That jewel thief would visit the homes of wealthy persons who were having a large party. He could easily enter the home un-noticed and even "case" the joint un-noticed with all of the noise. One of his victims had a moot [sic?] and vicious dogs between the moot and the house, but the jewel thief broke in and robbed the place anyway. The moot and dogs seemed to make the effort a challenge which intrigued the thief. On another occasion the thief was in his victim's bedroom while she slept. She happened to awaken. The thief sat and talked to her until she fell asleep and then finished the burglary. When the woman discovered the theft she never suspected the intruder who had been so nice to her after she had been awakened by his burglary work.
The child killer may be able to pass himself or herself off a[s] being a very nice person and convince the victim's family that the screams they heard weren't from anyone in the victim's home.
I know a retired lawyer who said he had never met a murderer who wasn't a "nice guy". Those kind of people give nice guys a bad name. One might as well be a nasty guy. You couldn't incur anymore suspicion than you would as a nice guy and maybe people would actually trust you more.
I do know such a person who is a pedophile and who is dangerous. He is the one who has been harassing me. Whenever I've have [sic] been able to identify him to people I get told that he is such a "nice guy" that he wouldn't harass me. He is able to travel all over and claims to be a world traveler. He said he know[s] more about me that I know about myself. He claims to be a "Mission Impossible" type of cop and thus is able to travel anywhere at taxpayer expense. He has vandalized my cars and then hit me with his police car while I was riding to work on my bicycle, which I had to ride because he destroyed my cars. The suspect you want is a cop who may be in uniform and wearing a badge and carrying a weapon when he kills. He certainly was when he tried to kill me. Oh! But he's "such a nice guy" - I'm told.
Apartment Vandalized
Has The Smell Of Dead Cat Peed In It
The harasser claims his organization is labeled "Dead Cat Peed In Oven (NT)". The apartments which I have lived in have too often acquired the smell of a dead animal which I always find to be inside a wall where I can't reach it. My current apartment has that problem.
Not only that but the harasser who is a cop put a dead animal in my drain pipe which takes waste to the sewer. Of course the drain backed-up and made a complete mess of my basement. I have determined that only in America can one have the cops harass them in such a manner.
PAT BUCHANAN SWITCHES PARTIES
He Is Now A Reform Partyite
Buchanan's boy who has served as an elector for him in his campaigns for President earlier in this decade is the one who has been harassing me. He calls as many as twelve times per day.
He said he was being paid to harass me and he certainly proves it by calling me constantly.
Also in this issue:
- MINIMUM WAGE IS PRODUCING MORE JOBS - Contradicts Republican Scare Tactics