This is copyrighted material. Any use of this material without the express, written consent of me, Marlin Pals, is strictly prohibited. Since the Republicans can't keep their measly hands off this paper and my other work, it is necessary to put on this additional copyright notice, which no doubt is totally meaningless to the Republicans anyway. The continued harassment of me and this paper by Republicans makes it possible for me to know that the charges against Clinton and any ohter non-Republican are phony and are produced by forged documents which are printed by the Republicans. HARASSER(S) - GET OFF MY PHONE AND STAY OFF MY PHONE.

1999: Volume 14

• October 27, 1999: Dead Cat Pees in Pals' Apartment, Again
• August 11, 1999: More Bush Jr. Naughtiness Revealed
• June 24, 1999: Bush "Junior" Dances Naked on Bars to Wagnerian Satan Music While Thomas Jefferson Air-Conditions Hell (or something)
• June 12, 1999: Blue Wall of Silence
• March 19, 1999: Pals Woos Women Voters With Insightful "Rape" Analysis
• March 12, 1999: Seatbelts, Gravity Waves
• March 5, 1999: Mass Harassment Vindicates Writer's Views
• February 26, 1999): Writer Attacked With Own Bug Spray
• February 11, 1999): Meditations on Agriculture, Rome, Machine Language, the Indestructibility of Spheres . . .
• February 5, 1999: An Observation of Democracy Among Geese
• January 15, 1999: Pals Reveals His Sources, Sorta
• January 7, 1999: Police "Coyotes" Kill Again

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